OPERATION STAFF REPORTREPORTING TUMBLR
STEP ONE - Actually getting to the help page. Xkit kind of makes the link no longer show up anywhere but the settings page, so click on the gear and then click on the question mark.
STEP TWO - Type “report,” “spam,” or “harassment” into the search bar. Any of the three will work, I’ve tried them all. Click on any of the links circled in red and it will open up a note.
STEP THREE - This is what the form should look like. I put the staff URL in both the subject and the details just to be sure. I don’t know what the blog option does - it creates a drop down menu of my own blog and all the subblogs attached to the account. I also made it as generic as possible to ensure they don’t read too much into it, but if you’re skilled at photoshop maybe fake some evidence? ‘s up to you how much effort you put into this, the important thing here is volume.
STEP FOUR - You’re done! Tumblr gives you a confirmation and claims it’ll send you an email, though I’ve not gotten one yet. Wouldn’t surprise me if they somehow fucked that up.
That’s basically it. The important thing now is to spread this around because if only a handful of people do this then it’s not gonna work. If you’ve got multiple main blogs, do this on every fucking one of them. Spread this post around and get word out. make sure as many people do this as possible because this is actually really important - tumblr is broken and they absolutely need to fix it for it to ever recover from the shithole its dug itself into.
That’s all from me for now. I’m gonna go report the staff blog with all of my other blogs and then watch me some Bully Demise.
I’m redoing this as an image so that tumblr won’t shrink it when it’s reblogged. Even if you don’t agree with or like the people being affected, you can not honestly say that this tactic should still be useable.
So please, spread this around, help us fix the bullshit.
I really don’t want to clog up my ask blogs with personal nonsense, especially since I make you poor people wait forever for updates, but this is a special case. See, my personal blog of nearly three years has been deleted.
Nearly three years of history deleted without warning because the spoiled, sheltered, overprivileged brats who constantly make a mockery of civil rights and mental illness and tell people to kill themselves and etc. finally hit the report button enough times to get Tumblr to take me down.
I doubt anything is going to get my blog and all that history back, but here’s what I do know: All these kids are currently flooding all these tags like “feminism” and “Dr. Who” and “puppies” with ego-stroking anti-4chan spam.
GO THROUGH THOSE TAGS AND FLAG EVERYTHING THAT DOESN’T BELONG.
For two years, these punk kids have ruled this site through mob rule. Legitimate users have been unable to use this site because a bunch of ignorant little brats who don’t know a damned thing about real oppression or hardship have forced them off for not blindly following them.
Tumblr used to be a site for everyone, not just some popular clique of ignorant, oversensitive moral elitists. It’s high time things return to how they used to be.
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! Now I know why her parents were so eager to have her stay with somepony else…
Oh, uh…well…thankfully, Shrinky Dink tells me she didn’t touch anypony, so, um…oh, no! No, no, no! Don’t…I don’t want to see the doll! Don’t show anypony the doll! Nopony needs to see- W-Wha…THAT’S MY FOALSITTER YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT! SHE WAS LIKE A BIG SISTER- NO! DON’T EVEN SAY IT!
I-I-I’m sorry if anypony was made uncomfortable by…uh..that. And if Scootaloo’s parents are reading this, uh, the doll…yes, it’s anatomically correct…bu-but it’s an educational doll, you see! Her doll, not mine! My doll was completely normal! I know you’ve probably heard certain things, but it’s not like that! My pillow, not my doll, is…
…If you excuse me, everypony, I should probably talk about this directly to Scootaloo’s parents. And maybe Apple Bloom’s and Sweetie Belle’s parents, too.
…So, um…yes, her special talent is psychology…specifically, in…in certain fields…
Anyway, since she’s in Ponyville, I figured she could co-host my blog with me, so sent in those asks!