Oh, by the way, I’m now canon in this stupidly huge thing that keeps getting bigger and stupider, and I’m probably going to start a blog where I read Ctrl+Alt+Del or something, and the next day everything’s going to be super dramatic and dumb because that seems to happen all the time in that universe, now matter how hard anypony tries to keep things light.
Ugh. This place is all…metally…and boney…and that guy’s head looks dumb.
Oh, and special thanks to “Rolly" or whoever for correcting the lowercase I problem with Celestia Redux.
…Wait, what’s that even? Does it have something to do with Princess Celestia stealing cakes? I read in the Foal Free Press that she’s a liar and a cake thief and a member of the Bad Pony Club.
Well, I was going to go outside and explore wherever this stupid place is, but now I’m too stressed! Good job, cyberbullies and trolls!
…Might as well read something, since there are all these dumb books around.
…Fluttershy’s stupid weirdo friend…knows Princess Celestia?
And why’s Princess Celestia saying such dirty things?!