Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! Now I know why her parents were so eager to have her stay with somepony else…
Oh, uh…well…thankfully, Shrinky Dink tells me she didn’t touch anypony, so, um…oh, no! No, no, no! Don’t…I don’t want to see the doll! Don’t show anypony the doll! Nopony needs to see- W-Wha…THAT’S MY FOALSITTER YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT! SHE WAS LIKE A BIG SISTER- NO! DON’T EVEN SAY IT!
I-I-I’m sorry if anypony was made uncomfortable by…uh..that. And if Scootaloo’s parents are reading this, uh, the doll…yes, it’s anatomically correct…bu-but it’s an educational doll, you see! Her doll, not mine! My doll was completely normal! I know you’ve probably heard certain things, but it’s not like that! My pillow, not my doll, is…
…If you excuse me, everypony, I should probably talk about this directly to Scootaloo’s parents. And maybe Apple Bloom’s and Sweetie Belle’s parents, too.
…So, um…yes, her special talent is psychology…specifically, in…in certain fields…
Anyway, since she’s in Ponyville, I figured she could co-host my blog with me, so sent in those asks!
…I’m going to have to dig through these bones, aren’t I?
Powder Fluff in the Sky. Fluttershy can go Twice as high. Take a look, it's in a book. It's Reading Rainbow!
This place is even more bony that that last place!
This whole weird bony world is dumb.
Ugh. This place is all…metally…and boney…and that guy’s head looks dumb.
Oh, and special thanks to “Rolly" or whoever for correcting the lowercase I problem with Celestia Redux.
…Wait, what’s that even? Does it have something to do with Princess Celestia stealing cakes? I read in the Foal Free Press that she’s a liar and a cake thief and a member of the Bad Pony Club.
Well, I was going to go outside and explore wherever this stupid place is, but now I’m too stressed! Good job, cyberbullies and trolls!
…Might as well read something, since there are all these dumb books around.